A victory announced loudly is indistinguishable from a victory earned.
A chronicle of entirely verified greatness
NO FOE TOO GREAT.
NO HERO MORE AVAILABLE.
Enter the magnificent record of a wandering knight, peerless warrior, unmatched thinker, and sole surviving witness to all of his victories.
Begin the legend*Competence neither claimed nor implied.
THE WORLD DEMANDED A HERO.
IT RECEIVED AN APPLICANT.01 / Sacred Instruction
THE LESSER PRECEPTS
Six truths hammered from experience, vanity, and events remembered somewhat differently by everyone else.
Never retreat. Advance decisively toward somewhere else.
A blunt sword proves its master has no need of sharpness.
If no witness saw the battle, describe a much better battle.
Silence invites doubt. Speak until doubt leaves the room.
Every throne is vacant until its owner notices you sitting in it.
02 / Immediate Destiny
YOUR QUEST AWAITS
Heroes do not choose their burdens. They press a very impressive button and accept whichever burden appears.
By decree of the Unquestioned Order
Stand near a dangerous ruin until somebody more qualified clears it.
Reward: recognition, self-administered